| Professor
Henschen - B05 Assembly |
| Everyday quotes: |
| "Bpppp!" (Henschen, Everyday) |
| "Literally" (Henschen, Everyday) |
| Unique quotes: |
| "How much did Professor Henschen lose in
the stock market last month?" (Henschen, 9-25-98) |
| "Prostitute appeal to pope."
(Henschen, 9-30-98) |
| "Teachers strike students idle."
(Henschen, 9-30-98) |
| "Vitamin C." (Henschen, 9-30-98) |
| "You can't say Pascal, How to
Program." (Henschen, 9-30-98) |
| "Send me $100, base 100." (Henschen,
9-30-98) |
| "Like Microsoft - you take it all, or get
nothing." (Henschen, 9-30-98) |
| "LEECS" (Henschen, 10-23-98) |
| "That's clugy." (Henschen, 10-23-98) |
| "That's going to come back on CTECS."
(Henschen on saying "WAKE UP!" to a student, 10-27-98) |
Dialogue with Psychologist researching jokes
(Dean)
"I am a psychologist researching
jokes..." (Dean)
"Naturally he came to my class."
(Henschen)
"Some of the jokes you won't find
funny..." (Dean)
"You're used to that." (Henschen)
"Some fall under the category of
THICK..." (Dean)
"You're REALLY used to that." (Henschen) |
| "QED means 'so there'" (Henschen) |
| "If you're that close to a border, I'll
give you the higher grade anyways, because I'm such a pushover." (Henschen, 11-6-98) |
| "I'll push the data from Tuesday to
Monday, oh...I guess I did the 2's complement wrong" (Henschen, 11-6-98) |
| "The last program is where you put
everything together. I REALLY want you to get that experience....you might not want
to, but I do!" (Henschen, 11-6-98) |
| "If you're interested in this, take my C46
class. The only problem is that the instructor uses the same jokes as B05"
(Henschen, 11-6-98) |
| "How do 2 different devices talk to each
other? They're pretty damn clever!" (Henschen, 11-6-98) |
| "What is an interrupt? What you do
to me!" (Henschen, 11-6-98) |
| "Go look that one up in Fuck &
Wagnalls" (Henschen, 11-6-98) |
| "Soon we will have windows 98, windows
2001, someday DOS won't be around anymore, then I'll retire" (Henschen, 11-10-98) |
| "We're doing what they call 'a pedagogical
adjustment from the real world'" (Henschen, 11-13-98) |
| "I have to watch my damn language, those
son of a bitches will get me." (Henschen, 11-16-98) |
| "Exclusive or - or's you get from needless
mart or needless markup." (Henschen, 11-16-98) |
| "Not - is it an operation to flip all the
bits? It's not!" (Henschen, 11-16-98) |
|
| Professor
Miksis - B05-4 EA4 |
| "Questions? Then that's it for
today." (Miksis, Everyday) |
| "You have to determine the
determinant." (Miksis, 10-13-98) |
|
| Professor
Gordon - B01 Macroeconomics |
| "ECON professors make more than English
professors, it's like skilled vs. unskilled." (Gordon, 10-19-98) |
| "We are slaves to defunct
economists." (Gordon, 10-21-98) |
|
| Professor
Hauck - B01 Digital Logic Design |
| Everyday Quotes: |
| “Kay.” (Hauck, Everyday) |
| “OKAY.” (Hauck, Everyday) |
| “Let’s just say OKAY!” (Hauck,
Everyday) |
| “…and say OKAY.” (Hauck,
Everyday) |
| “…this guy…” (Hauck,
Everyday) |
| Unique Quotes: |
| "expanent" |
| "It's too hard for a human to
comprehend." (Hauck, 10-23-98) |
| "Not equal is just NOT EQUAL" (Hauck,
10-27-98) |
| "Hmm...I've never given a pop-midterm
before, maybe I should give one today." (Hauck, 11-6-98) |
| "If you give it a drive, it will happily
say OKAY" (Hauck, 11-12-98) |
| "So you just sit around and say OKAY"
(Hauck, 11-13-98) |
| "So what's the OKAY count for today?"
(Hauck, 11-20-98) |
| "It stays the stame state." |
| "The processor just says AHA!"
(Hauck, 11-24-98) |
| "This is really a TOY example."
(Hauck, 12-1-98) |
| "It's like a B01 lab on steroids."
(Hauck on Capstone courses C92, 12-2-98) |
| "Greek or Asian?" (Hauck on
"Which lab TA?", 12-7-98) |