Witte - ECON C70 Environmental and Natural Resource Economics
when there's CO2? Yes, it gets hot. Like this freakin' room."
be like: Look, here's the crystal dial, and you just go joo! Joo!"
what dogs eat because if gets in their poop" (Witte, 3-26-01)
stop now because I'm suffering from global warming" (Witte, 3-26-01)
they're English, they don't know anything" (Witte, 3-28-01)
wiffing off a fat pitch" (Witte on lost opportunity, 3-28-01)
picked the 3rd project is a freakin' idiot." (Witte, 4-2-01)
warming is not a problem, screw that!" (Witte, 4-4-01)
they're down to like, 5 dwarfs. Good investments? Like Cisco? <class
laughs> Oh, you invested in Cisco? I'm bringing back old moons."
|"As a result
there are too many cows. We can't count on FIJI to mysteriously get
rid of them at night" (Witte, 4-4-01)
Medill students, don't go into broadcast! You'll just be a moron reading
a script. Let the good-looking morons do that!" (Witte, 4-4-01)
of people wouldn't mind living next to O'hare? Yes, deaf people!"
|"If I pass
up my right to kill someone when they break into my house, I can sell
my right to kill someone to a mob?" (Witte, 4-16-01)
- Sounds like a homophobic rock group or something." (Witte,
a mayor of some metropolitan area? Or do you have something else in
common with her? (Maryann Barry)" (Witte when cell phone goes
MC. Yeah we'll keep it at low powers to keep it easy to understand."
|"If in the
future, we're the same dumbasses as we are today" (Witte, 4-30-01)
Drunkards vs. the Northwestern Fighting Nerds" (Witte, 4-30-01)
is six followed by the mark of the beast" (Witte, 5-9-01)
you say? People are retarded? No it's motors that are retarded!"
that notion of zero emission cars. What they mean is electric cars.
They mean no pollution coming from your car. But then where does the
electricity come from? Flying kites?" (Witte, 5-9-01)
I made a lot until I saw what Eric Schultz was getting and I got pissed.
That bastard!" (Witte, 5-16-01)
tough on frogs nowadays. <bird chrps> I'll get to you birds.
Box-turtles are on the decrease too. You know, they're really slow,
so you just pick them up and have them as pets." (Witte, 5-23-01)
kill the litterers, take sorta the Singapore approach." (Witte,
Riesbeck - CS C95 XML and Software Components
use TransformerFactory, not the kind that folds like this and stuff."
(Riesbeck imitating a transformer, 5-7-01)
never comment their code. If it's hard to write, it should be hard
to read." (Quote from C95 presentation, 6-4-01)
never work from 9 to 5. If any programmer is up at 9 AM, it's because
they were up all night." (Quote from C95 presentation, 6-4-01)
Warren - CS C94 Software Project Management
|"Or [Windows] ME, if
anyone is unfortunate enough to have Windows ME." (Warren, 5-1-01)
|"Warren: It's Markup
actualy (in UML). Marko: I'll just shut up! Warren: You want to do
the lecture? You'll have your chance in 10 minutes [class goes oooo!].
Student: You're gonna take that? Warren: Now I'm turning red!"
|"Yeah sure in the real
world you could steal from lotsa things, but then comes lawsuites."
|"This is sorta like
a Devry Institute presentation of MS Project." (Warren, 5-17-01)
|"Todd did this for love
and we should...[Todd walks in] We should just say "F**K Microsoft!"
|"They will chain me
to my desk. That's what they do at Microsoft - chain you to your desk."
|Professor Hudson - North American Geography
|"I bet after the exam
some of you need to go to the bathroom. I say that because someone
last year told the dean. I do not condone it. So if I catch you, I'll
kick your ass out of here!" (Hudson, 3-29-01)
|"Six years of college
down the drain." (Hudson when frat boy tries to sell peanuts
in Fisk Auditorium, 3-29-01)