| Professor
Witte - ECON C70 Environmental and Natural Resource Economics |
| "What happens
when there's CO2? Yes, it gets hot. Like this freakin' room."
(Witte, 3-26-01) |
| "God will
be like: Look, here's the crystal dial, and you just go joo! Joo!"
(Witte, 3-26-01) |
| "Maybe regulating
what dogs eat because if gets in their poop" (Witte, 3-26-01) |
| "I'm gonna
stop now because I'm suffering from global warming" (Witte, 3-26-01) |
| "But ah,
they're English, they don't know anything" (Witte, 3-28-01) |
| "This is
wiffing off a fat pitch" (Witte on lost opportunity, 3-28-01) |
| "Whoever
picked the 3rd project is a freakin' idiot." (Witte, 4-2-01) |
| "Global
warming is not a problem, screw that!" (Witte, 4-4-01) |
| "Like Disney,
they're down to like, 5 dwarfs. Good investments? Like Cisco? <class
laughs> Oh, you invested in Cisco? I'm bringing back old moons."
(Witte, 4-4-01) |
| "As a result
there are too many cows. We can't count on FIJI to mysteriously get
rid of them at night" (Witte, 4-4-01) |
| "I tell
Medill students, don't go into broadcast! You'll just be a moron reading
a script. Let the good-looking morons do that!" (Witte, 4-4-01) |
| "What kind
of people wouldn't mind living next to O'hare? Yes, deaf people!"
(Witte, 4-11-01) |
| "If I pass
up my right to kill someone when they break into my house, I can sell
my right to kill someone to a mob?" (Witte, 4-16-01) |
| "Eminent
- Sounds like a homophobic rock group or something." (Witte,
4-16-01) |
| "Are you
a mayor of some metropolitan area? Or do you have something else in
common with her? (Maryann Barry)" (Witte when cell phone goes
off, 4-30-01) |
| "E equals
MC. Yeah we'll keep it at low powers to keep it easy to understand."
(Witte, 4-30-01) |
| "If in the
future, we're the same dumbasses as we are today" (Witte, 4-30-01) |
| "Fighting
Drunkards vs. the Northwestern Fighting Nerds" (Witte, 4-30-01) |
| "The answer
is six followed by the mark of the beast" (Witte, 5-9-01) |
| "What did
you say? People are retarded? No it's motors that are retarded!"
(Witte, 5-9-01) |
| "I hate
that notion of zero emission cars. What they mean is electric cars.
They mean no pollution coming from your car. But then where does the
electricity come from? Flying kites?" (Witte, 5-9-01) |
| "I thought
I made a lot until I saw what Eric Schultz was getting and I got pissed.
That bastard!" (Witte, 5-16-01) |
| "It's very
tough on frogs nowadays. <bird chrps> I'll get to you birds.
Box-turtles are on the decrease too. You know, they're really slow,
so you just pick them up and have them as pets." (Witte, 5-23-01) |
| "We can
kill the litterers, take sorta the Singapore approach." (Witte,
5-23-01) |
| Professor
Riesbeck - CS C95 XML and Software Components |
| "Stuff"
(Riesbeck, everyday) |
| "'Kay"
(Riesbeck, everyday) |
| "You can
use TransformerFactory, not the kind that folds like this and stuff."
(Riesbeck imitating a transformer, 5-7-01) |
| "Real programmers
never comment their code. If it's hard to write, it should be hard
to read." (Quote from C95 presentation, 6-4-01) |
| "Real programmers
never work from 9 to 5. If any programmer is up at 9 AM, it's because
they were up all night." (Quote from C95 presentation, 6-4-01) |
| Todd
Warren - CS C94 Software Project Management |
| "Or [Windows] ME, if
anyone is unfortunate enough to have Windows ME." (Warren, 5-1-01) |
| "Warren: It's Markup
actualy (in UML). Marko: I'll just shut up! Warren: You want to do
the lecture? You'll have your chance in 10 minutes [class goes oooo!].
Student: You're gonna take that? Warren: Now I'm turning red!" |
| "Yeah sure in the real
world you could steal from lotsa things, but then comes lawsuites."
(Warren, 5-10-01) |
| "This is sorta like
a Devry Institute presentation of MS Project." (Warren, 5-17-01) |
| "Todd did this for love
and we should...[Todd walks in] We should just say "F**K Microsoft!"
(Birnbaum, 5-31-01) |
| "They will chain me
to my desk. That's what they do at Microsoft - chain you to your desk."
(Todd, 5-31-01) |
| Professor Hudson - North American Geography |
| "I bet after the exam
some of you need to go to the bathroom. I say that because someone
last year told the dean. I do not condone it. So if I catch you, I'll
kick your ass out of here!" (Hudson, 3-29-01) |
| "Six years of college
down the drain." (Hudson when frat boy tries to sell peanuts
in Fisk Auditorium, 3-29-01) |