| Professor
Katsaggelos - ECE B43 Signals and Systems |
| "Something is wrong with the exam. I
can add 40 points to every grade if needed. Something is wrong when I give an easy
problem and no one gets it right!" (Katsaggelos on B43 midterm average 43/100,
5-7-99) |
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| Professor
Riesbeck - CS C11 Data Structures |
| "You die in here (LR3) and live
electronically." (Riesbeck, 3-30-99) |
| "Like on the back of a shampoo bottle.
Rinse, lather, repeat, of course then you'd be stuck washing your hair for
eternity." (Riesbeck, 3-30-99) |
| "Maybe it's not lucking out, maybe it
works!" (Riesbeck, 3-30-99) |
| "You're right! There is no bug!
Everybody's right, I'm wrong! <slaps himself in the face>" (Riesbeck, 4-1-99) |
| "You try several doors and can't get out,
so it maybe tech because it always happens. Let's try another door, and finally I
realize it really is tech and there's no way out!" (Riesbeck, 4-13-99) |
| "You can't back off. You can say
'just disregard that stupid thing I just said.' But that doesn't work in juries
either." (Riesbeck on iterators, 4-13-99) |
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| Professor
Vandiver - CLA B60 Classical Mythology |
| "It's a double standard, A guy who sleeps
with 10 women in a quarter might be looked up upon. But what do you call a girl who
sleeps with 10 guys in a quarter? Yeah." (Vandiver, 5-13-99) |
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| Professor
Hesnchen - ECE C46 Embedded Systems Design |
| "It's a computer that you take to bed with
you." (Henschen, 3-29-99) |
| "Some people say timing is everything.
I don't say that." (Henschen, always 5 min. late to class, 3-31-99) |
| "Like marriage, when they pronounce you
man and wife, BPTHH, that's the falling edge." (Henschen on ALE, 3-31-99) |
| "I'm not an artist, don't think I'm much
of anything else either." (Henschen, 3-31-99) |
| "Life is a tradeoff. You heard it
from me first, or 108th. Life is a tradeoff." (Henschen, 5-7-99) |
| "Students are just dozing, and when the
teacher wants to make an important point <slaps hand hard on desk, then shakes his hand
in pain> Wake up!! Just kidding, just to get your attention." (Henschen on
start bits, 5-7-99) |
| "Either I have to stop going to the gym or
we need stronger chalk." (Henschen after breaking chalk, 5-12-99) |
| "I better erase some of this or I won't be
able to get it on. <smirks from the class>" (Henschen, 5-14-99) |
| "Don't worry, I didn't inhale!"
(Henschen smoking chalk, 5-14-99) |
| Student: "Isn't it high and
low?" Henschen: "Oh, I never get high." (5-14-99) |