| Professor
Ismail - ECE C91 VLSI Design |
| "I think
what I'm saying is right." (Ismail, 1-15-01) |
| "If you
don't understasnd this, you are screw big time." (Ismail, 1-22-01) |
| "If you
put 1 and 0, you get crap out." (Ismail, 1-29-01) |
| "Oh look,
I'm just giving you the answers. Well it's better than correcting
disaster." (Ismail, 2-7-01) |
| "The undergrads
hate this line, you should disperse yourselves." (Ismail pointing
to grad students, 2-7-01) |
| "This is
a sexy word: 10 Gigahertz. 1 Ghz: no longer a sexy word. But 10 Gigahertz,
that's a sexy word." (Ismail, 2-28-01) |
| "We only
need the speed of light in two areas: Space and IC." (Ismail,
2-28-01) |
| "I will
be in 524." (Ismail) "Don't you mean 324?" "That's
the effect of you on me!" (Ismail) |
| "We will
move the final exam to next Wednesday." (Ismail) "Aww, that's
my birthday!" (Alex) <Ismail pauses> "Happy birthday!" |
| "The CTECS
will be on Monday, when you can take your revenge on me. Then on Wednesday
I will take my revenge on you!" (Ismail on final exam) |
| "You guys
don't have any more? Who's going to say good things?" (Ismail
when he ran out of CTEC forms, 3-5-01) |
| Professor
Jacobs - HIST C15-2 US History 1929-1972 |
| "I have
the martian mute flu." (Jacobs, 1-16-01) |
| "It's not
SBX's fault. It's my fault. I am a wus. I can't say no to anything,
so now we have 96 studenin the class. It's due to my lack of character."
(Jacobs, 1-18-01 |
| "I'm not
an extremely vengeful grader. I don't dole out A's like breathmints
either." (Jacobs, 1-23-01) |
| "Would you
have told the truth? I certainly wouldn't have. I would have lied
my face off!" (Jacobs on confessing to the Communist Party, 2-8-01) |
| "A few words
about student evaluations. I'm sure during your undergraduate career
there was at least one class you hated. Now that could be because
the instructor didn't know what he/she was talkinga bout, or stopped
caring a long time ago. Sometimes the department just keeps him/her
as an ornament or needs him to bring in money. Let your voices be
heard, if the teacher sucks." (Jacobs, 2-22-01) |
| "Seth was an okay TA,
but he's such a dork. His adolescence must've been a carnival of wediges!"
(Jacobs CTEC, 3-1-01) |
| "This TA should be hunted
down, killed, unmercifully, the world will not be safe until he is
exterminated, preferably after painful protracted torture." (Jacobs
CTEC, 3-6-01) |
| "Who dresses you?"
(CTEC for Jacobs) |