| Professor
P. Kumar - ECE B42 Circuits II |
| "When you reach a pole, the circuit blows
up" (Kumar, 1-11-99) |
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| Professor
Rich - ECON B02 Microeconomics |
| "I'm willing to trade a carton of movies
for one more Dr. Pepper because I'm a Dr. Pepper lover." (Rich, 1-11-99) |
| "It depends! You sound like
economists already! It depends!" (Rich, 2-22-99) |
| "I'm sure I've said this before, but it
slipped under the radar screen." (Rich, 2-22-99) |
Hey prof, look at your watch!
Time for a new topic? No way!
Answer a few LD, LS questions?
Maybe even end class early for once?
(Rich's ending slide for a lecture) |
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| Bin Chen,
ECE B30 C++ TA |
"Did Scheurmann grade all the tests?"
(Karen asking about Midterm)
"No, Dr. Scheurmann graded all the
tests!" (Bin Chen, 3-2-99) |
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| Professor
Sarrafzadeh - ECE C03 Advanced Digital Logic Design |
| "Hundreds, tousands, hundreds of tousands,
millions of gates." (Majid) |
| "A program that costs a half a milllion
bucks" (Majid on Mentor Graphics) |
| "Yaw." (Majid, Everyday) |
| "Someting." (Majid, Everyday) |
| "Let me bring a new slide so I don't
confuse the heck out of you." (Majid) |
| "This is all messed up, so ve have to
switch media." (Majid) |
| "We don't have to finish this, we just
have to understand." (Majid) |
| "And I'm not exaggerating, well, maybe a
little bit." (Majid on millions of gates) |
| "What you learn here, you should be able
to apply at MOTOROLA." (Majid) |
| "INTEL, Motorola" (Majid, Everyday) |
| "That's the whole teeory behind switching
teeory." (Majid) |
| "Real engineers have 30 hours, you have
one." (Majid on C03 midterm) |
| "Estate Assignment" (Majid) |
| "Om..." (Majid, Everyday) |
| "What does that have to do with
this? Absolutely notting." (Majid on radom number generators and Las Vegas,
2-10-99) |
| "We can build a Pentium II. It's
going to take forever, but we can do it." (Majid, 2-23-99) |
| "Five minutes, maybe one minute, thirty
seconds." (Majid on writing C code, 2-23-99) |
| "Let the kid wait for 10 minutes, who
cares?" (Majid on design time of a chip, 2-25-99) |
| "Point number 1, point number2:"
(Majid, Oftentimes) |
| "Bill Gates said, 'You will nver use
anyting more than 2 mebabytes.' Well, he's rich, so whatever." (Majid) |
| "It's very trivial." (Majid,
Everyday) |
| "We use CAD tools." (Majid, Everyday) |
| "It doesn't get any more complicated than
this. Well, maybe I'm exaggerating, this is a tough problem." (Majid on image
processors, 3-2-99) |
| "MIS, SIS, Espresso." (Majid,
Everyday) |
| "You will have the book, but you don't
have to memorize semicolons." (Majid on VHDL, 3-2-99) |
| "It will be one page not twenty. It probably
will be reasonable. (Majid on final exam, 3-4-99) |
| "In industry you will work on an image
restoration chip for Motorola." (Majid, 3-4-99) |
| "You're sitting in front of you web
waiting for a picture, it takes forever." (Majid, 3-4-99) |
| "Stupid is not a good word, how
non-optimal people do tings in industry." (Majid, 3-4-99) |
| "You're ahead of the game, you're going to
be a researcher." (Majid answering Dani's ingenious suggestion on image restoration,
3-4-99) |
| "It will take you one minute, hours, or
days." (Majid on designing an image restoration design, 3-4-99) |